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May 29, 2013

Warning for Kim Jong Un

Filed under: Gang of Aces,Josef Stalin — Tags: Evil Doers, Gang of Aces, Josef Stalin, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Un, Poop, PoopTeen — Atom @ 12:00 pm

To all the doers of evil. Be forewarned that PoopTeen and the Gang of Aces have not forgotten about you. We have simply been busy rearranging the PoopCave. We painted the walls and bought new drapes. It feels much more open and airy.

I digress!!

We are on to you Kim Jong Un.

Stalin can’t pull a fast one by thinking you can slip in to office and then go off to Disney Japan with some 2 dollar whore from the back woods. You are not Kim Jong Nam!

We have no floral basket for you Kim Jong Un.

We only have a warning!!!

We know when you are sleeping. We know when you are not. But, most of all we know when you are pooping!! And that is when you are most vulnerable. Our trained dolphins will swim to your North Korean resort and blow you right out of your banana hammock!!

Your armor has chinks. We know it. You are doomed.

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April 24, 2013

Evil Doers In Space

Filed under: Gang of Aces,Josef Stalin,PoopTeen — Tags: Dog, Evil Doers, Gang of Aces, Josef Stalin, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Un, Poop, PoopTeen — Atom @ 12:00 pm

Mini Monkey-Teen and other Aces have informed PoopTeen HQ that Vladimir Putin has been doing some dodgy things with dogs.

Mr. Putin always looking for a reason to take off his shirt has been frolicking with Laika’s progeny when he isn’t out wrestling tigers. Mini Monkey-Teen has discovered that Russia is building a new Cosmodrome not to put men in to space but instead to drop bombs made of puppies on all the freedom loving people of Earth.

Not to worry. PoopTeen and The Gang of Aces will protect you. Once again the children are safe and will sleep easy.

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April 3, 2013

Update: North Korea

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PoopTeen and the Gang of Aces have been deep inside North Korea for the last two years. It is only now that we can reveal what we and our spy network has uncovered.

The North Koreans have been working hard on two very important issues.

1) Design the most bright green uniforms that provide zero camouflage anywhere in the natural world.

2) Use basic small arms to repel regular attacks from Godzilla where he is known locally as Pulgasari.

PoopTeen is able to show you this now declassified photo as proof.

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March 13, 2013

Gift For Kim Jong Un

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PoopTeen and the Gang of Aces would like to present the Evil Doer Kim Jong Un with this cheap carp. It is our way of saying thank you for the laughs.

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August 29, 2010

This is PoopTeen

Filed under: Gang of Aces — Tags: Evil Doers, Gang of Aces, Kim Jong Il, Poop, PoopTeen — Atom @ 11:20 pm

After many months of scouring the southern seas of Doom. PoopTeen and his gang of have returned from battle with Evil Doers and Kim Jong Il with his Owly Gremlin body over our heads. He put up a fight but not even Kim Il Ung could stand up to PoopTeen’s justice. Another victory has been sealed by the Gang of Aces.

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