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May 27, 2015

More SPAM at PoopTeen HQ

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From:Mrs Cordelia. Adams
Attn: Dearest One,
Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire
Dearest One,
I am the above Named person from Kuwait. I am married to Mr. Robert Adams. who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for Nine years before he died in the year 2010. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.
Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $6 Million (Six ) Million U.S. Dollars) in the bank here in a fixed suspence account and he declare the fund where made for our family entending business,
Presently,the fund is still with the bank, my Doctor told me that I have serious sickness which is cancer problem.The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein I want a church or an individual that will use this fund for orphanages, widows,propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is always maintained.
The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don’t want my husband’s efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don’t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bossom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my battle and I shall hold my peace.
I don’t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband’ s relatives around me always I don’t want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan where my husband deposited the money. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard, My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.
Who soever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual for thesame purpose.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Cordelia. Adams

May 20, 2015

Spam at PoopTeen HQ

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We get a lot of SPAM here at PoopTeen HQ.

Dear Friend,

I am Bill Evans,a Navy Officer.

I know that this may come as a surprise to you, but be rest assured that I have good intention.

I am on Board Naval Ship in Syria on a Peacekeeping Mission in respect of the ongoing crisis.

I have a proposal for you that will be of immense benefit to both of us,we will both benefit immensely from this transaction. I need a reliable partner that I can entrust two boxes under his care because I intend to go into private investment (Real Estate) after my mission is accomplished here in Syria,that is why I want to work this together with you, the late defense minister of Syria was a close friend of mine,we had a deal before he was killed.

Late minister of defense Dawoud Rajha, kept two boxes that contain Fourteen Million United States Dollars with me in my custody, I’m to keep this for him until every crisis is over in Syria, he’s dead and I can’t continue to keep this boxes with me anymore, I have decided to send them out.

Please I want you to help me to receive this boxes and keep safe for me in your custody, I will give you 40% percent of the total Fourteen Million United States Dollars. All documentation will be sent to you as soon as possible for the shipment claim.

The boxes will be dispatched from Syria to a Zone Country after which it will be sent directly to your location. Your swift response will be highly appreciated.

Get back to me with your:

Full Names
Direct Phone number
Home Address
ID Card

Bill William

May 13, 2015

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May 6, 2015

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