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July 23, 2020

Call to PoopTeen HQ

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We get some great calls here at PoopTeen HQ. For your enjoyment.

Feel free to share any audio with PoopTeen and the Gang of Aces.

October 10, 2018

Evil Doers are Everywhere

The world is never safe. These two look like simple homeless men.

No! They are nogoodniks for Kim Jong Un. Mini-Monkey Teen has provided PoopTeen HQ with solid information that something is in the works and we are facing serious peril.

Never fear! PoopTeen and the Gang of Aces are always on duty. We will keep the world safe from Josef Stalin and all evils.

October 18, 2017

This is PoopTeen

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This is a poop covered piece of clothing.

August 30, 2017

This is PoopTeen

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August 31, 2016

Spam at PoopTeen HQ

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August 17, 2016

Secret Message Intercept-Two

PoopTeen Letter 2

More information is coming in to PoopTeen HQ all the time. We now have a better idea as to what the Evil Doer’s final plans are. It seems as though “Unclle” is a key figure. This is clearly an attempt t throw PoopTeen and the Gang of Aces off. The writer of this threat may be referring to “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.”. This means that the plot is deeper and more terrible than could have been imagined.

It is well known that that Josef Stalin and other Evil Doers have long been called “Uncle”. As of now the best thing we have to go on is what we reported last which is that Jang Sung-taek is alive and playing a very important role in this plot to destroy humanity.


Mini-MonkeyTeen as the Gang of Aces lead intelligence officer has been gathering vital details about the plot. He has been bringing back confirmation that indeed there are plans afoot to launch the miniaturized nuclear sea turtles. However, there is a twist. It seems that Josef Stalin and Kim Jong Un have now enlisted their old pal Ho Chi Minh to aid them in their diabolical plan.


What is worse is that “Unce Ho” is the “Unclle” named in the blueprint of evil. The “Ginger” mentioned in the blueprint of evil is none other than the red haired child seen in this photograph with her head on Ho’s shoulder. It is widely known that Ho in fact would groom his minion women through the repeated playing of Paul Anka’s “Put Your Head On My Shoulder“.

PoopTeen and The Gang of Aces are seeking those at the center of this latest plot. The one person that is still a mystery is “Rosie”. Is Rosie the conspirator with the others? It could be that Mega-Bitch Rosie O’Donnell has in fact been turned from a simple asshole/cunt to full blown partner in evil?


Either way the “Rosie” in the blueprint of evil is demanding that Ginger pick her or a hotel. Between Rosie O’Donnell and the Ryugyong Hotel. PoopTeen will take the Ryugyong any day.

As the plot develops PoopTeen will be sure to pass along any vital information. Until then please remember that your best protection from Evil Doers is “Duck and Cover“.


August 10, 2016

Secret Message Intercept-One

PoopTeen Letter 1

This came to attention of PoopTeen and The Gang of Aces. As of now we are working around the clock to verify the origin of such cryptic plan.

This “Blueprint of Evil” is clearly plan for complete destruction the world.

Here is what we know…

1: “Hotel”-The plan clearly centers around hotel. But which one? This is critical information. Once an Gang of Aces can learn exactly, which hotel is referred will the Evil Doer’s tail. As one hotel at seems to most likely–The Ryugyong Hotel. We know that epicenter of Kim Jong Un’s nuclear turtle research lab. We are sure that Suk-Yu Suk the North Korean equivalent for Josef Mengele is “Blueprint of Evil” it meant for.

2: “Shower”-The plan calls for showers. As know Kim Jong Un has made his concubines perform, as called “The Eternal Rain for our Eternal Leader“. This must the shower is being referred to letter. Is Suk-Yu Suk the mastermind of Eternal Rain?

kim with the ladies

3: “Sleep there until 9am“-Clearly the most cryptic part of “Blueprint of Evil” Sleep where? The Ryugyong Hotel? Perhaps the Evil Doer understands by sleeping where they plan on unleashing their carnage they would better blend in.

More baffling is fact at author says “No argument”. Does this mean that person tasked with carrying out this gruesome task is being coerced? Evil Doers have been known to hypnotize many in bidding. You could say “they don’t Mess around.”


Could the “noise” discussed the noise made by band Girl Trouble and  Bon Von Wheelie? Gang of Aces agent Mini-MonkeyTeen has informed PoopTeen HQ that Evil Doers have tried to use bats in past and that now they are trying to communicate with bats via ultrasonic devices.

Finally, who is “Manuel O’Rosa”? Who could this Mexican/Irishman be? Based on latest intelligence PoopTeen HQ thinks that none other than Jang Sung-taek. There is credible evidence that in fact he is alive and working very closely with Josef Stalin at the behest of Kim Jong Un. It is very common for Evil Doers to fake deaths of upper echelon agents.


As PoopTeen and The Gang of Aces work hard to investigate this credible threat-One thing certain. Josef Stlain and Kim Jong Un are clearly out take over the free world and destroy all the cute kittens have come to love.

PoopTeen is case and the world will be safe.

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July 13, 2016

This is PoopTeen


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December 30, 2015

This is PoopTeen

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This is an Evil Doer

December 9, 2015

Josef Stalin is at it again.


We came across this prison shank on the sidewalk. We here at PoopTeen HQ think it may be from our old friend Josef Stalin. Never fear The Gang of Aces are on the job. We won’t rest until the evil doer is found.

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