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November 26, 2014

This is PoopTeen

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November 19, 2014

Spam at PoopTeen HQ

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Here at PoopTeen we thought that 419 Scams were on the wane. We thought wrong. If we had a few extra Aces we would maybe try to do a little Scam Baiting but we are very busy here trying to save the world.





Please excuse me if I have infringed into your privacy. This may be strange anyway but I have no option but cry out. Having gone through your profile I think I am convince you are the right fellow to confide this to. I am Miss. Monica Edmond, a 24 years old girl and also a citizen of Cote D’Ivoire my father was adviser to Ex-President Laurent Gbagbo the former Cote d’Ivoire President. I am contacting you to see if you will help me out for the claiming of my inheritance sum of US$4.5 Million which my late father deposited in Security company for investment before his death.

Actually I need you to assist me to receive the sum of US$4.5 Million which is in 1.1/2 Pallets which my late father deposited with a security and finance house which he declared the 1.1/2 pallets as Diamond to the Security and finance house using me as his next of kin. If you are interested in helping me, I will like you to kindly give me your full name, your address, your telephone number, your mobile number so as to enable me introduce you to the Security and finance house as my late father’s business associate and my guardian who is to receive the 1.1/2 pallets on my behalf.

As soon as you send your full information as I requested, I will then introduce you to the Security and finance house so as to enable them advice you on the transfer the pallets to your address without any delay. I am doing this because, since the death of my both parents, my uncles are all out to kill me because of my late father properties which they have pursue me out of the family house build by my late father which lead to my leaving Cote d’Ivoire and now in Cape Coast Ghana so as to run for my dear life to avoid them killing me. If you agree to help me out, I will then invite you to chat so that I can chat with you  and then possible ask any question you may like to ask concerning to the business.


Miss. Monica Edmond

November 12, 2014

How then?

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November 5, 2014

What does New York City do with its Poop?

Here at PoopTeen HQ when the Gang of Aces are not out breaking up international crime syndicates or stopping Kim Jong Un’s next bout of skullduggery we are often asked serious questions.


A fine resident of Dubuque Iowa wrote us and here is what she said:

Dear PoopTeen

The other day while strolling along the bank of the lovely Mississippi River I got to thinking about what New York City does with all their poop and I figured who better to ask than you. PoopTeen what does New York City do with its poop?


Marge Masterson

Ms. Masterson you have come to the right place. The Gang of Aces have actually been standing guard over NYC’s finest water treatment plant for some time now. We were even the ones to get Gizmodo in to tell the story too.

nyc shit plant

You can read all about it here.

What Kim Jong Un Does


This worker is afraid for his life.



The Gang of Aces have brought back some news from deep inside North Korea. According to our source the young Kim has been increasing lubrication production. However, that is not the key piece of intelligence. The North Koreans are making this industrial lubricant from prisoners at Kaechon Prison Camp.

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