PoopTeen: Making People Laugh Since 3000 BC Poop: Making people laugh since 3000 BC

“Look gentlemen at my Swimming Pool. This isn’t just any Swimming pool. This gentlemen is the ‘Doom Pool’. It is filled with specially bred Piranhas. We bred these Piranhas to survive in sulfuric acid. So as our oppressed and depressed people swim away their fears they are burnt and eaten. Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Moooouuuuuaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!”

“Wait a minute Kim!!! Your depressing oppression ends here!!! I’ll use my swift moves and intellect to save the swimmers. The Gang of Aces and I will give you and your men high kicks to the face.”

“I’ll get you PoopTeen!!! You may have stopped me from spreading my depressing oppression this time but my Evil Doer friend Stalin will not allow this to go unnoticed. You’re not going to get away next time PoopTeen!!! You will be forced to lay floral baskets at my feet.”

Never Kim!!! Never!!! The world is safe once more for babes to sleep soundly in their beds dreaming of figgy pudding and sugarplums. Thanks to PoopTeen.

The Fraternal Order of Beavers has bestowed it’s highest honor onto PoopTeen and The Gang of Aces for the image we posted of the noble beaver.  The gift bestowed to us is the Secret Silky Pelt and a certificate of it’s authenticity.

It’s happened kids.  PoopTeen is now cool.  For those of you that somehow doubted it’s coolness just find themselves slapped in the face once again.

Thanks ‘Rascal’.

You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.

This is Smelly.  He likes cold coffee and day old bagels.  He also has a problem of not leaving when asked and his essence likes to linger to remind you that he was just there.