PoopTeen and the Gang of Aces have been deep inside North Korea for the last two years. It is only now that we can reveal what we and our spy network has uncovered.
The North Koreans have been working hard on two very important issues.
1) Design the most bright green uniforms that provide zero camouflage anywhere in the natural world.
2) Use basic small arms to repel regular attacks from Godzilla where he is known locally as Pulgasari.
PoopTeen is able to show you this now declassified photo as proof.
