These boobs are way too big.
July 15, 2015
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May 27, 2015
More SPAM at PoopTeen HQ
From:Mrs Cordelia. Adams
Attn: Dearest One,
Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire
Dearest One,
I am the above Named person from Kuwait. I am married to Mr. Robert Adams. who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for Nine years before he died in the year 2010. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.
Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $6 Million (Six ) Million U.S. Dollars) in the bank here in a fixed suspence account and he declare the fund where made for our family entending business,
Presently,the fund is still with the bank, my Doctor told me that I have serious sickness which is cancer problem.The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein I want a church or an individual that will use this fund for orphanages, widows,propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is always maintained.
The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don’t want my husband’s efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don’t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bossom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my battle and I shall hold my peace.
I don’t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband’ s relatives around me always I don’t want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan where my husband deposited the money. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard, My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.
Who soever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual for thesame purpose.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Cordelia. Adams
May 6, 2015
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March 25, 2015
Deep Thoughts
Every now and then some pretty deep stuff comes across our desks here at PoopTeen HQ. This great little web came to us from Mini-MonkeyTeen.
March 11, 2015
March 4, 2015
February 25, 2015
To your “Health”?
This is the Hälsa Vacuum Flask that Ikea thought would be a big seller.
This is exactly what every person thought when they saw the Ikea Hälsa.
Whilst Ikea is known in the USA for their odd names and naming schemes here at PoopTeen HQ we find it even more odd the Hälsa translates to “Health”. All we can say is “Skål!” to what ever comes from this.
