This is an Evil Doer
December 30, 2015
December 9, 2015
Josef Stalin is at it again.
We came across this prison shank on the sidewalk. We here at PoopTeen HQ think it may be from our old friend Josef Stalin. Never fear The Gang of Aces are on the job. We won’t rest until the evil doer is found.
September 16, 2015
Jesse Dimmick
This idiot held a couple hostage then sued them for “breach of contract” when they turned him in after he fell asleep.
June 24, 2015
May 27, 2015
More SPAM at PoopTeen HQ
From:Mrs Cordelia. Adams
Attn: Dearest One,
Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire
Dearest One,
I am the above Named person from Kuwait. I am married to Mr. Robert Adams. who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for Nine years before he died in the year 2010. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.
Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $6 Million (Six ) Million U.S. Dollars) in the bank here in a fixed suspence account and he declare the fund where made for our family entending business,
Presently,the fund is still with the bank, my Doctor told me that I have serious sickness which is cancer problem.The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein I want a church or an individual that will use this fund for orphanages, widows,propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is always maintained.
The Bible made us to understand that Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don’t want my husband’s efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don’t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bossom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my battle and I shall hold my peace.
I don’t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband’ s relatives around me always I don’t want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan where my husband deposited the money. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard, My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian.
Who soever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual for thesame purpose.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.
Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Cordelia. Adams
May 20, 2015
Spam at PoopTeen HQ
We get a lot of SPAM here at PoopTeen HQ.
Dear Friend,
I am Bill Evans,a Navy Officer.
I know that this may come as a surprise to you, but be rest assured that I have good intention.
I am on Board Naval Ship in Syria on a Peacekeeping Mission in respect of the ongoing crisis.
I have a proposal for you that will be of immense benefit to both of us,we will both benefit immensely from this transaction. I need a reliable partner that I can entrust two boxes under his care because I intend to go into private investment (Real Estate) after my mission is accomplished here in Syria,that is why I want to work this together with you, the late defense minister of Syria was a close friend of mine,we had a deal before he was killed.
Late minister of defense Dawoud Rajha, kept two boxes that contain Fourteen Million United States Dollars with me in my custody, I’m to keep this for him until every crisis is over in Syria, he’s dead and I can’t continue to keep this boxes with me anymore, I have decided to send them out.
Please I want you to help me to receive this boxes and keep safe for me in your custody, I will give you 40% percent of the total Fourteen Million United States Dollars. All documentation will be sent to you as soon as possible for the shipment claim.
The boxes will be dispatched from Syria to a Zone Country after which it will be sent directly to your location. Your swift response will be highly appreciated.
Get back to me with your:
Full Names
Direct Phone number
Home Address
ID Card
Regards,
Bill William
April 22, 2015
December 31, 2014
November 19, 2014
Spam at PoopTeen HQ
Here at PoopTeen we thought that 419 Scams were on the wane. We thought wrong. If we had a few extra Aces we would maybe try to do a little Scam Baiting but we are very busy here trying to save the world.
Greetings,
Please excuse me if I have infringed into your privacy. This may be strange anyway but I have no option but cry out. Having gone through your profile I think I am convince you are the right fellow to confide this to. I am Miss. Monica Edmond, a 24 years old girl and also a citizen of Cote D’Ivoire my father was adviser to Ex-President Laurent Gbagbo the former Cote d’Ivoire President. I am contacting you to see if you will help me out for the claiming of my inheritance sum of US$4.5 Million which my late father deposited in Security company for investment before his death.
Actually I need you to assist me to receive the sum of US$4.5 Million which is in 1.1/2 Pallets which my late father deposited with a security and finance house which he declared the 1.1/2 pallets as Diamond to the Security and finance house using me as his next of kin. If you are interested in helping me, I will like you to kindly give me your full name, your address, your telephone number, your mobile number so as to enable me introduce you to the Security and finance house as my late father’s business associate and my guardian who is to receive the 1.1/2 pallets on my behalf.
As soon as you send your full information as I requested, I will then introduce you to the Security and finance house so as to enable them advice you on the transfer the pallets to your address without any delay. I am doing this because, since the death of my both parents, my uncles are all out to kill me because of my late father properties which they have pursue me out of the family house build by my late father which lead to my leaving Cote d’Ivoire and now in Cape Coast Ghana so as to run for my dear life to avoid them killing me. If you agree to help me out, I will then invite you to chat so that I can chat with you and then possible ask any question you may like to ask concerning to the business.
Thanks,
Miss. Monica Edmond
November 5, 2014
What does New York City do with its Poop?
Here at PoopTeen HQ when the Gang of Aces are not out breaking up international crime syndicates or stopping Kim Jong Un’s next bout of skullduggery we are often asked serious questions.
A fine resident of Dubuque Iowa wrote us and here is what she said:
Dear PoopTeen
The other day while strolling along the bank of the lovely Mississippi River I got to thinking about what New York City does with all their poop and I figured who better to ask than you. PoopTeen what does New York City do with its poop?
Sincerely
Marge Masterson
Ms. Masterson you have come to the right place. The Gang of Aces have actually been standing guard over NYC’s finest water treatment plant for some time now. We were even the ones to get Gizmodo in to tell the story too.
