Asian Mr. T says “I pity the foo’ that don’t eat my crazy fried stick treats!!!”
August 10, 2008
This is PoopTeen
August 8, 2008
August 7, 2008
August 4, 2008
Joe Stalin is at it again…
It appears that Joe Stalin is keeping up with his No-Goodnik ways. This time he has chosen to cast sleeping spells on innocent people and cute girls.
The only explanation is that he is trying to capitalize on the death of Solzhenitsyn as well as finding a date through cheap means.
The call came in the PoopTeen emergency line while I was out walking cats.
This kind of event requires quick thinking, major diplomacy skills, quick ninja moves, good looks, the ability to handle wild cats and fight Evil-Doers.
Luck helps but isn’t required.
The best solution was of course to throw a mad cat at my nemisis Joe Stalin. Preferably one that knows how to kick ass. In order to find such a cat I had to get on the red phone stat.
Fortunately I knew just who to call…
It wouldn’t be easy or cheap. This ass-kicking cat likes booze, women, guns, and fooling around with the odd bitch(that is a female dog for you kids at home).
Thankfully “Bill the Ripper” wasn’t busy and agreed to help PoopTeen and his gang of Aces rid the world of this Stalin Sponsored Sleeping Scurge.
I’m glad to report that cute girls are free to roam the streets once again. No need to fear a sleeping spell. For now…
