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November 5, 2014

What does New York City do with its Poop?

Here at PoopTeen HQ when the Gang of Aces are not out breaking up international crime syndicates or stopping Kim Jong Un’s next bout of skullduggery we are often asked serious questions.

 

A fine resident of Dubuque Iowa wrote us and here is what she said:

Dear PoopTeen

The other day while strolling along the bank of the lovely Mississippi River I got to thinking about what New York City does with all their poop and I figured who better to ask than you. PoopTeen what does New York City do with its poop?

Sincerely

Marge Masterson

Ms. Masterson you have come to the right place. The Gang of Aces have actually been standing guard over NYC’s finest water treatment plant for some time now. We were even the ones to get Gizmodo in to tell the story too.

nyc shit plant

You can read all about it here.

What Kim Jong Un Does

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This worker is afraid for his life.

 

 

The Gang of Aces have brought back some news from deep inside North Korea. According to our source the young Kim has been increasing lubrication production. However, that is not the key piece of intelligence. The North Koreans are making this industrial lubricant from prisoners at Kaechon Prison Camp.

October 12, 2014

PoopTeen Under Fire

In a post PoopTeen made way back in 2008 we said that Bon Von Wheelie is none other than Princess Angeline. Von Wheelie’s fiends friends thought it would be fun to say the following.

Posted by Sam Olsen

sam-olsen-threatAlso from Sam.

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 Posted by David Duet

david-duetPosted by Jessica Prindel

jessica prindel

http://www.elance.com/s/jessicarubyprindel

Posted by Dave Holmes of The Fall-Outs says

Dave HolmesDave who will beat me before you take the photos? You?

Here at PoopTeen HQ we thought it would be good to show that some people think it is wise to make threats online.  They think that those they harass won’t know who they are and that their threats will scare or make people cower.

Jessica, Sam and Dave Holmes you should be aware of Washington State Law. RCW defining Harassment.

David Duet you too are breaking Texas law especially if you are abetting in the act of great bodily harm through prior knowledge.

Find some other way to let go of your frustrations in your lives rather than making threats online because you think it will get you what you want.

May 7, 2014

He’s a real Don Juan

Kim with the ladies 2The Great Leader not only can build Sea Turtles to deliver nuclear devices but he has the ability to make women cry. Well, that is not all they do. The Great Leader has also been known to make the North Korean Bomb-Shells perform “The Eternal Rain for our Eternal Leader.”

kim with the ladies

 

The youngest of the Kim’s has been known to exclaim that the Eternal Rains will finally sweep the imperialists excessive desire for depravity off the face of the planet. Leaving the world a fresh place for Kim Il Sungism, Juche and bad hair cuts.

April 30, 2014

Kim is at it again.

The PoopTeen HQ has just gotten word that the Evil Doer Kim Jong Un is about to launch another round of weaponized turtles.

kim-jong-un-boatHere you can see the young leader on a boat overseeing the impending launch of the turtles. Behind him is Suk-Yu Suk the mastermind of this diabolical plan. The first launches occurred last year but were ineffective. Suk-Yu Suk and Josef Stalin have mastered the miniaturization of many things.

mini_frogmanThe pictured Nano-Bot frog was discovered when Mini-MonkeyTeen explored the secret jungle lair of Josef Stalin. North Korea has been using the technology very well in their new plan.

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You can see from the enlarged image of one of the individual mini-turtles that the North Koreans along with Suk-Yu Suk are in fact about to launch an attack.

turtle weaponNo need to fret. PoopTeen and the Gang of Aces are on the move. The world will continue to be a safe and happy place for children to play freely. Imagine the consequences if the Evil Doers plan succeeds. We will all have to ride the North Korean produced roller coasters of dread.

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April 16, 2014

Chi-Nigga

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vu“I’m half Bruce Lee, half Denzel. I’m Chi-Nigga bro!”*

*Chi-Nigga is not in the Gang of Aces.

 

April 2, 2014

Spam from Furkan

Filed under: Fortunes of Doom,Gang of Aces,PoopTeen — Tags: , , , , , , — Atom @ 12:00 pm

dog-poop-thrower

 

This is some SPAM sent to the PoopTeen.com HQ

“omg, too funny! haven’t done that for ryan yet… but i HAVE done it for our DOCTOR! levi was having some crazy green poos for a while so i took in my diitgal camera to show her at his 4 month check-up and make sure everything was ok. can we say FIRST TIME MOM?!!! lol.thanks for joining in. love it! :Dadriel”

February 12, 2014

This is an Evil Doer

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This is a BumTeen that got the shit kicked out of himself while he was being an Evil Doer.

PoopTeen and The Gang of Aces were not on the scene for this.

December 11, 2013

Gang of Aces

Filed under: Gang of Aces,PoopTeen — Tags: , , , — Atom @ 12:00 pm

unite_shit_barf

I don’t know who Shit Barf is but he better not be trying to cramp PoopTeen and the Gang of Aces style. Maybe our people will call his people.

October 23, 2013

Josef Stalin Is At It Again-Update.

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PoopTeen was the first to report that Josef Stalin and his band of Evil Doers were using baby sea turtles to deliver nuclear weapons. Since both Stalin and the ghost of Kim Jong Il have refused to take the 400m Freestyle challenge. We will now launch our secret plan to save the world from Josef Stalin and Kim Jong Un.

turtles

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