David is a winner.
July 23, 2014
May 28, 2014
May 7, 2014
He’s a real Don Juan
The Great Leader not only can build Sea Turtles to deliver nuclear devices but he has the ability to make women cry. Well, that is not all they do. The Great Leader has also been known to make the North Korean Bomb-Shells perform “The Eternal Rain for our Eternal Leader.”
The youngest of the Kim’s has been known to exclaim that the Eternal Rains will finally sweep the imperialists excessive desire for depravity off the face of the planet. Leaving the world a fresh place for Kim Il Sungism, Juche and bad hair cuts.
April 30, 2014
Kim is at it again.
The PoopTeen HQ has just gotten word that the Evil Doer Kim Jong Un is about to launch another round of weaponized turtles.
Here you can see the young leader on a boat overseeing the impending launch of the turtles. Behind him is Suk-Yu Suk the mastermind of this diabolical plan. The first launches occurred last year but were ineffective. Suk-Yu Suk and Josef Stalin have mastered the miniaturization of many things.
The pictured Nano-Bot frog was discovered when Mini-MonkeyTeen explored the secret jungle lair of Josef Stalin. North Korea has been using the technology very well in their new plan.
You can see from the enlarged image of one of the individual mini-turtles that the North Koreans along with Suk-Yu Suk are in fact about to launch an attack.
No need to fret. PoopTeen and the Gang of Aces are on the move. The world will continue to be a safe and happy place for children to play freely. Imagine the consequences if the Evil Doers plan succeeds. We will all have to ride the North Korean produced roller coasters of dread.
April 16, 2014
Chi-Nigga
“I’m half Bruce Lee, half Denzel. I’m Chi-Nigga bro!”*
*Chi-Nigga is not in the Gang of Aces.
April 9, 2014
Lester
This is Lester Harley McFerran he is an attempted child molester. We guess his parents didn’t get the memo that clearly stated “Lester the Molester: What not to name your children”
February 12, 2014
This is an Evil Doer
This is a BumTeen that got the shit kicked out of himself while he was being an Evil Doer.
PoopTeen and The Gang of Aces were not on the scene for this.