This idiot held a couple hostage then sued them for “breach of contract” when they turned him in after he fell asleep.
September 16, 2015
June 24, 2015
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December 31, 2014
November 19, 2014
Spam at PoopTeen HQ
Here at PoopTeen we thought that 419 Scams were on the wane. We thought wrong. If we had a few extra Aces we would maybe try to do a little Scam Baiting but we are very busy here trying to save the world.
Greetings,
Please excuse me if I have infringed into your privacy. This may be strange anyway but I have no option but cry out. Having gone through your profile I think I am convince you are the right fellow to confide this to. I am Miss. Monica Edmond, a 24 years old girl and also a citizen of Cote D’Ivoire my father was adviser to Ex-President Laurent Gbagbo the former Cote d’Ivoire President. I am contacting you to see if you will help me out for the claiming of my inheritance sum of US$4.5 Million which my late father deposited in Security company for investment before his death.
Actually I need you to assist me to receive the sum of US$4.5 Million which is in 1.1/2 Pallets which my late father deposited with a security and finance house which he declared the 1.1/2 pallets as Diamond to the Security and finance house using me as his next of kin. If you are interested in helping me, I will like you to kindly give me your full name, your address, your telephone number, your mobile number so as to enable me introduce you to the Security and finance house as my late father’s business associate and my guardian who is to receive the 1.1/2 pallets on my behalf.
As soon as you send your full information as I requested, I will then introduce you to the Security and finance house so as to enable them advice you on the transfer the pallets to your address without any delay. I am doing this because, since the death of my both parents, my uncles are all out to kill me because of my late father properties which they have pursue me out of the family house build by my late father which lead to my leaving Cote d’Ivoire and now in Cape Coast Ghana so as to run for my dear life to avoid them killing me. If you agree to help me out, I will then invite you to chat so that I can chat with you and then possible ask any question you may like to ask concerning to the business.
Thanks,
Miss. Monica Edmond
November 5, 2014
What Kim Jong Un Does
This worker is afraid for his life.
The Gang of Aces have brought back some news from deep inside North Korea. According to our source the young Kim has been increasing lubrication production. However, that is not the key piece of intelligence. The North Koreans are making this industrial lubricant from prisoners at Kaechon Prison Camp.
October 29, 2014
October 12, 2014
PoopTeen Under Fire
In a post PoopTeen made way back in 2008 we said that Bon Von Wheelie is none other than Princess Angeline. Von Wheelie’s fiends friends thought it would be fun to say the following.
Posted by Sam Olsen
Also from Sam.
Posted by David Duet
Posted by Jessica Prindel
http://www.elance.com/s/jessicarubyprindel
Posted by Dave Holmes of The Fall-Outs says
Dave who will beat me before you take the photos? You?
Here at PoopTeen HQ we thought it would be good to show that some people think it is wise to make threats online. They think that those they harass won’t know who they are and that their threats will scare or make people cower.
Jessica, Sam and Dave Holmes you should be aware of Washington State Law. RCW defining Harassment.
David Duet you too are breaking Texas law especially if you are abetting in the act of great bodily harm through prior knowledge.
Find some other way to let go of your frustrations in your lives rather than making threats online because you think it will get you what you want.
