{"id":995,"date":"2015-02-25T12:00:43","date_gmt":"2015-02-25T19:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=995"},"modified":"2015-02-03T16:08:26","modified_gmt":"2015-02-03T23:08:26","slug":"to-your-health","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=995","title":{"rendered":"To your &#8220;Health&#8221;?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">This is the <a href=\"http:\/\/webcache.googleusercontent.com\/search?client=safari&amp;rls=en&amp;q=cache:epD4d2HosnIJ:http:\/\/www.ikea.com\/us\/en\/catalog\/products\/90292117\/%2Bikea+halsa+flask&amp;oe=UTF-8&amp;hl=en&amp;&amp;ct=clnk\">H\u00e4lsa Vacuum Flask<\/a> that Ikea thought would be a big seller.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/penis-thermos-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-999\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/penis-thermos-3-300x209.jpg\" alt=\"penis-thermos-3\" width=\"300\" height=\"209\" srcset=\"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/penis-thermos-3-300x209.jpg 300w, https:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/penis-thermos-3-859x600.jpg 859w, https:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/penis-thermos-3.jpg 921w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">This is exactly what every person thought when they saw the Ikea H\u00e4lsa.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/penis-thermos-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-996 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/penis-thermos-1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"penis-thermos-1\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/penis-thermos-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/penis-thermos-1.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Whilst Ikea is known in the USA for their <a href=\"http:\/\/flavorwire.com\/225706\/the-most-ridiculous-ikea-product-names-and-what-they-mean\">odd names and naming schemes<\/a> here at PoopTeen HQ we find it even more odd the H\u00e4lsa translates to &#8220;Health&#8221;. All we can say is &#8220;Sk\u00e5l!&#8221; to what ever comes from this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the H\u00e4lsa Vacuum Flask that Ikea thought would be a big seller. &nbsp; \u00a0 &nbsp; This is exactly what every person thought when they saw the Ikea H\u00e4lsa. &nbsp; Whilst Ikea is known in the USA for their odd names and naming schemes here at PoopTeen HQ we find it even more odd [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,3],"tags":[40,51,75,58,57,12,73,14],"class_list":["post-995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-poopteen","tag-advice-2","tag-bon-von-wheelie","tag-gang-of-aces","tag-halsa","tag-ikea","tag-poop","tag-poopteen","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=995"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1004,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995\/revisions\/1004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}