{"id":962,"date":"2014-12-24T12:00:27","date_gmt":"2014-12-24T20:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=962"},"modified":"2014-11-22T12:39:23","modified_gmt":"2014-11-22T20:39:23","slug":"you-know-its-bad-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=962","title":{"rendered":"You know it&#8217;s bad when&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/kenobi-homeless.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-963\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/kenobi-homeless-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"kenobi-homeless\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/kenobi-homeless-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/kenobi-homeless.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You know the economy has really taken a turn for the worse when even <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Obi-Wan_Kenobi\">Obi-Wan Kenobi<\/a> is sleeping in a dumpster.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; You know the economy has really taken a turn for the worse when even Obi-Wan Kenobi is sleeping in a dumpster.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,17,3],"tags":[18,78,20,55,12,73,54,14],"class_list":["post-962","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-bumteen","category-poopteen","tag-bum","tag-bumteen","tag-homeless","tag-obi-wan-kenobi","tag-poop","tag-poopteen","tag-star-wars","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=962"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":964,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/962\/revisions\/964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=962"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=962"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=962"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}