{"id":1296,"date":"2017-07-12T12:00:54","date_gmt":"2017-07-12T18:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=1296"},"modified":"2017-06-10T11:24:45","modified_gmt":"2017-06-10T17:24:45","slug":"close","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=1296","title":{"rendered":"Close?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1286\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/missed_shot-170x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"170\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/missed_shot-170x300.jpg 170w, https:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/missed_shot.jpg 339w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 170px) 100vw, 170px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Close only counts in horseshoes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Close only counts in horseshoes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,17,3],"tags":[47,33,43,20,64,12,73,14],"class_list":["post-1296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-bumteen","category-poopteen","tag-david-duet","tag-drunk","tag-hillbilly","tag-homeless","tag-jess-prinderbond","tag-poop","tag-poopteen","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1296"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1297,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1296\/revisions\/1297"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}