{"id":1193,"date":"2016-03-02T12:00:53","date_gmt":"2016-03-02T19:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=1193"},"modified":"2016-01-11T11:09:58","modified_gmt":"2016-01-11T18:09:58","slug":"spam-at-poopteen-hq-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=1193","title":{"rendered":"SPAM at PoopTeen HQ"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1192\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/schedule-300x234.jpg\" alt=\"schedule\" width=\"300\" height=\"234\" srcset=\"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/schedule-300x234.jpg 300w, https:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/schedule-768x600.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Go for it did the wheelbarrow races, carry the kid races, hop on one foot (don\u2019t remmeocnd it for the old people like me), jump as far as you can and throw as far as you can each teammate starting where the other landed so that you measure the distance of the whole team. Running backwards I can\u2019t remember what else it started to rain.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Go for it did the wheelbarrow races, carry the kid races, hop on one foot (don\u2019t remmeocnd it for the old people like me), jump as far as you can and throw as far as you can each teammate starting where the other landed so that you measure the distance of the whole team. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,1],"tags":[40,56,12,73,38,14],"class_list":["post-1193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poopteen","category-uncategorized","tag-advice-2","tag-bots","tag-poop","tag-poopteen","tag-spam","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1193"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1194,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193\/revisions\/1194"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}