{"id":1151,"date":"2015-12-09T12:00:49","date_gmt":"2015-12-09T19:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=1151"},"modified":"2015-10-11T14:42:05","modified_gmt":"2015-10-11T20:42:05","slug":"this-poopteen-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=1151","title":{"rendered":"Josef Stalin is at it again."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/shank.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1130\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/shank-300x188.jpg\" alt=\"shank\" width=\"300\" height=\"188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/shank-300x188.jpg 300w, https:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/shank.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We came across this <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Shiv_(weapon)\">prison shank<\/a> on the sidewalk. We here at PoopTeen HQ think it may be from our old friend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=651\">Josef Stalin<\/a>.\u00a0Never fear The Gang of Aces are on the job. We won&#8217;t rest until the evil doer is found.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We came across this prison shank on the sidewalk. We here at PoopTeen HQ think it may be from our old friend Josef Stalin.\u00a0Never fear The Gang of Aces are on the job. We won&#8217;t rest until the evil doer is found.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,15,6],"tags":[18,78,77,75,74,16,21,12,73,14],"class_list":["post-1151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bumteen","category-evil-doers","category-gang-of-aces","tag-bum","tag-bumteen","tag-evil-doers","tag-gang-of-aces","tag-josef-stalin","tag-kim-jong-il","tag-kim-jong-un","tag-poop","tag-poopteen","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1151"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1155,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1151\/revisions\/1155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}