{"id":1011,"date":"2015-02-11T12:00:35","date_gmt":"2015-02-11T19:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=1011"},"modified":"2015-02-08T15:33:51","modified_gmt":"2015-02-08T22:33:51","slug":"some-people-are-just-dumb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=1011","title":{"rendered":"Some People Are Just Dumb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/yosemite2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1012\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/yosemite2-300x64.jpg\" alt=\"yosemite2\" width=\"300\" height=\"64\" srcset=\"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/yosemite2-300x64.jpg 300w, https:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/yosemite2.jpg 812w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Here at PoopTeen HQ we are pretty sure that <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Yosemite_National_Park\">Yosemite<\/a> is not in <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Wyoming\">Wyoming<\/a> and does not contain <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bigfoot\">Bigfoot<\/a>(unless you are talking about the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bigfoot_(truck)\">Monster Truck<\/a> Bigfoot) or <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Old_Faithful\">Old Faithful<\/a>. Some proof reading and a 5th grade education comes in handy at times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here at PoopTeen HQ we are pretty sure that Yosemite is not in Wyoming and does not contain Bigfoot(unless you are talking about the Monster Truck Bigfoot) or Old Faithful. Some proof reading and a 5th grade education comes in handy at times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,11,3],"tags":[40,51,26,76,12,73,14],"class_list":["post-1011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-fortunes-of-doom","category-poopteen","tag-advice-2","tag-bon-von-wheelie","tag-fortune","tag-fortunes-of-doom","tag-poop","tag-poopteen","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1011"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1014,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1011\/revisions\/1014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}