{"id":1007,"date":"2015-05-20T12:00:17","date_gmt":"2015-05-20T18:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=1007"},"modified":"2015-03-10T14:03:44","modified_gmt":"2015-03-10T20:03:44","slug":"spam-at-poopteen-hq-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=1007","title":{"rendered":"Spam at PoopTeen HQ"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"spam\"<\/a><\/p>\n

We get a lot of SPAM here at PoopTeen HQ.<\/p>\n


\n<\/span>Dear Friend,<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>I am Bill Evans,a Navy Officer.<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>I know that this may come as a surprise to you, but be rest assured that I have good intention.<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>I am on Board Naval Ship in Syria on a Peacekeeping Mission in respect of the ongoing crisis.<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>I have a proposal for you that will be of immense benefit to both of us,we will both benefit immensely from this transaction. I need a reliable partner that I can entrust two boxes under his care because I intend to go into private investment (Real Estate) after my mission is accomplished here in Syria,that is why I want to work this together with you, the late defense minister of Syria was a close friend of mine,we had a deal before he was killed.<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>Late minister of defense Dawoud Rajha, kept two boxes that contain Fourteen Million United States Dollars with me in my custody, I’m to keep this for him until every crisis is over in Syria, he’s dead and I can\u2019t continue to keep this boxes with me anymore, I have decided to send them out.<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>Please I want you to help me to receive this boxes and keep safe for me in your custody, I will give you 40% percent of the total Fourteen Million United States Dollars. All documentation will be sent to you as soon as possible for the shipment claim.<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>The boxes will be dispatched from Syria to a Zone Country after which it will be sent directly to your location. Your swift response will be highly appreciated.<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>Get back to me with your:<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>Full Names<\/span>
\n<\/span>Direct Phone number<\/span>
\n<\/span>Home Address<\/span>
\n<\/span>ID Card<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>Regards,<\/span>
\n<\/span>Bill William<\/span><\/em>
\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We get a lot of SPAM here at PoopTeen HQ. Dear Friend, I am Bill Evans,a Navy Officer. I know that this may come as a surprise to you, but be rest assured that I have good intention. I am on Board Naval Ship in Syria on a Peacekeeping Mission in respect of the ongoing […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,77,12,73,38,14],"class_list":["post-1007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bon-von-wheelie","tag-evil-doers","tag-poop","tag-poopteen","tag-spam","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1007"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1010,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1007\/revisions\/1010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}