{"id":97,"date":"2009-01-24T13:02:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-24T20:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=97"},"modified":"2009-01-24T13:02:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-24T20:02:00","slug":"this-is-poopteen-72","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=97","title":{"rendered":"This is PoopTeen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_N5xAVoBaeNY\/SXtz8sCLfQI\/AAAAAAAAARw\/lHIvEa9GPRg\/s1600-h\/mattbrown.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 280px;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_N5xAVoBaeNY\/SXtz8sCLfQI\/AAAAAAAAARw\/lHIvEa9GPRg\/s320\/mattbrown.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294953273353796866\" \/><\/a><br \/>This is Matt Browne drunk-o-the-towne. \u00a0He likes whisky and he won&#8217;t remember you so it is easy to confuse him and trick him into buying you drinks. \u00a0Do it. \u00a0PoopTeen&#8217;s orders.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is Matt Browne drunk-o-the-towne. \u00a0He likes whisky and he won&#8217;t remember you so it is easy to confuse him and trick him into buying you drinks. \u00a0Do it. \u00a0PoopTeen&#8217;s orders.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}