{"id":909,"date":"2014-11-05T12:00:59","date_gmt":"2014-11-05T20:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=909"},"modified":"2014-09-23T16:36:22","modified_gmt":"2014-09-23T23:36:22","slug":"what-does-new-york-city-do-with-its-poop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=909","title":{"rendered":"What does New York City do with its Poop?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here at PoopTeen HQ when the Gang of Aces are not out breaking up international crime syndicates or stopping <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=798\">Kim Jong Un&#8217;s<\/a> next bout of skullduggery we are often asked serious questions.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A fine resident of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dubuque,_Iowa\">Dubuque Iowa<\/a> wrote us and here is what she said:<\/p>\n<p><em>Dear PoopTeen<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>The other day while strolling along the bank of the lovely Mississippi River I got to thinking about what New York City does with all their poop and I figured who better to ask than you. PoopTeen what does New York City do with its poop?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Sincerely<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Marge Masterson<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ms. Masterson you have come to the right place. The Gang of Aces have actually been standing guard over <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Newtown_Creek_Wastewater_Treatment_Plant\">NYC&#8217;s finest water treatment plant<\/a> for some time now. We were even the ones to get Gizmodo in to tell the story too.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/nyc-shit-plant.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-910\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/nyc-shit-plant-300x150.jpg\" alt=\"nyc shit plant\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/nyc-shit-plant-300x150.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/nyc-shit-plant.jpg 970w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/where-new-york-citys-poop-goes-1622426763\">You can read all about it here.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here at PoopTeen HQ when the Gang of Aces are not out breaking up international crime syndicates or stopping Kim Jong Un&#8217;s next bout of skullduggery we are often asked serious questions. &nbsp; A fine resident of Dubuque Iowa wrote us and here is what she said: Dear PoopTeen The other day while strolling along [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,6,27,3],"tags":[40,19,77,75,21,12,73],"class_list":["post-909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-gang-of-aces","category-north-korea","category-poopteen","tag-advice-2","tag-barrel","tag-evil-doers","tag-gang-of-aces","tag-kim-jong-un","tag-poop","tag-poopteen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=909"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/909\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":911,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/909\/revisions\/911"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}