{"id":904,"date":"2014-10-01T12:00:18","date_gmt":"2014-10-01T19:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=904"},"modified":"2014-09-23T16:06:21","modified_gmt":"2014-09-23T23:06:21","slug":"staci-spence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=904","title":{"rendered":"Staci Spence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/staci-spence-Seat-chewer-picture.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-905\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/staci-spence-Seat-chewer-picture-300x235.jpg\" alt=\"staci-spence-Seat-chewer-picture\" width=\"300\" height=\"235\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/staci-spence-Seat-chewer-picture-300x235.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/staci-spence-Seat-chewer-picture.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This is Staci Spence. She <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cdapress.com\/news\/local_news\/article_5ec88b29-cd90-5d59-8854-a0363fdceb41.html\">chews on car seats<\/a> and no she doesn&#8217;t have <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pica_%28disorder%29\">pica<\/a> nor is she a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pika\">pika<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is Staci Spence. She chews on car seats and no she doesn&#8217;t have pica nor is she a pika.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,3],"tags":[18,78,77,43,20,12,73,14],"class_list":["post-904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bumteen","category-poopteen","tag-bum","tag-bumteen","tag-evil-doers","tag-hillbilly","tag-homeless","tag-poop","tag-poopteen","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=904"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":907,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/904\/revisions\/907"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}