{"id":874,"date":"2014-09-10T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2014-09-10T19:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=874"},"modified":"2014-08-12T15:49:23","modified_gmt":"2014-08-12T22:49:23","slug":"jidt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=874","title":{"rendered":"JIDT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/junk.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-875\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/junk-276x300.jpg\" alt=\"junk\" width=\"276\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/junk-276x300.jpg 276w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/junk-552x600.jpg 552w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/junk.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 276px) 100vw, 276px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">More Junk in da Trunk than the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sarah_Baartman\">Hottentot Venus<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; More Junk in da Trunk than the Hottentot Venus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,8,3],"tags":[35,36,39,12,73,14],"class_list":["post-874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-dating","category-poopteen","tag-bun","tag-buns","tag-dating-2","tag-poop","tag-poopteen","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=874"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/874\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":876,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/874\/revisions\/876"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}