{"id":864,"date":"2014-08-13T12:00:07","date_gmt":"2014-08-13T19:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=864"},"modified":"2014-08-12T15:33:12","modified_gmt":"2014-08-12T22:33:12","slug":"dmb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=864","title":{"rendered":"DMB"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/DMBukkake.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-862\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/DMBukkake-300x130.jpg\" alt=\"DMBukkake\" width=\"300\" height=\"130\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/DMBukkake-300x130.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/DMBukkake.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>For some reason there are still a few people out there that are dumb enough to like <a href=\"http:\/\/davematthewsband.com\/\">Dave Matthews<\/a>. However, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bukkake\">Bukkake<\/a> really does sum up his style. Can DM be anymore of a blow hard?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; For some reason there are still a few people out there that are dumb enough to like Dave Matthews. However, Bukkake really does sum up his style. Can DM be anymore of a blow hard?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,3,1],"tags":[40,41,42,12,73,14],"class_list":["post-864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-poopteen","category-uncategorized","tag-advice-2","tag-bukkake","tag-dmb","tag-poop","tag-poopteen","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=864"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":866,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864\/revisions\/866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}