{"id":798,"date":"2014-04-30T12:00:44","date_gmt":"2014-04-30T19:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=798"},"modified":"2014-04-25T10:09:16","modified_gmt":"2014-04-25T17:09:16","slug":"kim-is-at-it-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=798","title":{"rendered":"Kim is at it again."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The PoopTeen HQ has just gotten word that the Evil Doer Kim Jong Un is about to launch another round of weaponized turtles.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/kim-jong-un-boat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-799\" alt=\"kim-jong-un-boat\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/kim-jong-un-boat-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/kim-jong-un-boat-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/kim-jong-un-boat.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Here you can see the young leader on a boat overseeing the impending launch of the turtles. Behind him is Suk-Yu Suk the mastermind of this diabolical plan. The first launches <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=651\" target=\"_blank\">occurred last year<\/a> but were ineffective. Suk-Yu Suk and Josef Stalin have mastered the miniaturization of many things.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/mini_frogman.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-540\" alt=\"mini_frogman\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/mini_frogman-300x200.jpeg\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/mini_frogman-300x200.jpeg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/mini_frogman.jpeg 575w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>The pictured <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=538\" target=\"_blank\">Nano-Bot frog<\/a> was discovered when Mini-MonkeyTeen explored the secret jungle lair of Josef Stalin. North Korea has been using the technology very well in their new plan.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/kemps-ridley-sea-turtle.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-261\" alt=\"kemps-ridley-sea-turtle\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/kemps-ridley-sea-turtle-300x206.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"206\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/kemps-ridley-sea-turtle-300x206.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/kemps-ridley-sea-turtle.jpg 470w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You can see from the enlarged image of one of the individual mini-turtles that the North Koreans along with Suk-Yu Suk are in fact about to launch an attack.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/turtle-weapon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-800\" alt=\"turtle weapon\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/turtle-weapon-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/turtle-weapon-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/turtle-weapon.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>No need to fret. PoopTeen and the Gang of Aces are on the move. The world will continue to be a safe and happy place for children to play freely. Imagine the consequences if the Evil Doers plan succeeds. We will all have to ride the North Korean produced roller coasters of dread.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/kim_on_coaster.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-629\" alt=\"kim_on_coaster\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/kim_on_coaster-300x275.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/kim_on_coaster-300x275.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/kim_on_coaster-654x600.jpg 654w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/kim_on_coaster.jpg 725w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The PoopTeen HQ has just gotten word that the Evil Doer Kim Jong Un is about to launch another round of weaponized turtles. Here you can see the young leader on a boat overseeing the impending launch of the turtles. Behind him is Suk-Yu Suk the mastermind of this diabolical plan. The first launches occurred [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,6,5,27],"tags":[77,75,74,28,16,21],"class_list":["post-798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evil-doers","category-gang-of-aces","category-josef-stalin","category-north-korea","tag-evil-doers","tag-gang-of-aces","tag-josef-stalin","tag-kim-il-sung","tag-kim-jong-il","tag-kim-jong-un"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=798"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":816,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions\/816"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}