{"id":792,"date":"2014-04-23T12:00:53","date_gmt":"2014-04-23T19:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=792"},"modified":"2014-04-06T11:00:20","modified_gmt":"2014-04-06T18:00:20","slug":"dating-advice-822","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=792","title":{"rendered":"Dating Advice #822"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/dating-advice-822.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-793\" alt=\"dating-advice-822\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/dating-advice-822-224x300.jpg\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/dating-advice-822-224x300.jpg 224w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/dating-advice-822.jpg 448w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a>This guy has some vim. Did it work?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This guy has some vim. Did it work? &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,8],"tags":[40,39,12,73],"class_list":["post-792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-dating","tag-advice-2","tag-dating-2","tag-poop","tag-poopteen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=792"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":794,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/792\/revisions\/794"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}