{"id":784,"date":"2014-04-09T12:00:04","date_gmt":"2014-04-09T19:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=784"},"modified":"2014-04-01T13:48:20","modified_gmt":"2014-04-01T20:48:20","slug":"lester","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=784","title":{"rendered":"Lester"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/lester.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-785\" alt=\"lester\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/lester-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/lester-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/lester.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is Lester Harley McFerran he is an attempted child molester. We guess his parents didn&#8217;t get the memo that clearly stated &#8220;Lester the Molester: What not to name your children&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is Lester Harley McFerran he is an attempted child molester. We guess his parents didn&#8217;t get the memo that clearly stated &#8220;Lester the Molester: What not to name your children&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,15],"tags":[18,78,77,12,73,14],"class_list":["post-784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-evil-doers","tag-bum","tag-bumteen","tag-evil-doers","tag-poop","tag-poopteen","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=784"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":786,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784\/revisions\/786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}