{"id":667,"date":"2013-11-06T12:00:14","date_gmt":"2013-11-06T19:00:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=667"},"modified":"2013-10-16T14:35:54","modified_gmt":"2013-10-16T21:35:54","slug":"smooth-criminal-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=667","title":{"rendered":"Smooth Criminal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/jackson_skull.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-661\" alt=\"jackson_skull\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/jackson_skull-300x234.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"234\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/jackson_skull-300x234.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/jackson_skull.jpg 599w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This is what MJ looks like dead.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/michael-jackson-50-years-old.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-670\" alt=\"michael-jackson-50-years-old\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/michael-jackson-50-years-old-242x300.jpg\" width=\"242\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/michael-jackson-50-years-old-242x300.jpg 242w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/michael-jackson-50-years-old-484x600.jpg 484w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/michael-jackson-50-years-old.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 242px) 100vw, 242px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This is what MJ would have looked like if he was sane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is what MJ looks like dead. This is what MJ would have looked like if he was sane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,1],"tags":[32,31,12,73,14],"class_list":["post-667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poopteen","category-uncategorized","tag-black","tag-michael-jackson","tag-poop","tag-poopteen","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=667"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":671,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667\/revisions\/671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}