{"id":651,"date":"2013-10-23T12:00:26","date_gmt":"2013-10-23T19:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=651"},"modified":"2013-09-20T10:51:21","modified_gmt":"2013-09-20T17:51:21","slug":"josef-stalin-is-at-it-again-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=651","title":{"rendered":"Josef Stalin Is At It Again-Update."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/josef_stalin.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-254\" alt=\"josef_stalin\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/josef_stalin-300x263.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/josef_stalin-300x263.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/josef_stalin.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>PoopTeen was the first to report that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=251\">Josef Stalin and his band of Evil Doers were using baby sea turtles<\/a> to deliver nuclear weapons. Since both Stalin and the ghost of Kim Jong Il have refused to take the 400m Freestyle challenge. We will now launch our secret plan to save the world from Josef Stalin and Kim Jong Un.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/turtles.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-495\" alt=\"turtles\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/turtles-300x220.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/turtles-300x220.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/turtles.jpg 628w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PoopTeen was the first to report that Josef Stalin and his band of Evil Doers were using baby sea turtles to deliver nuclear weapons. Since both Stalin and the ghost of Kim Jong Il have refused to take the 400m Freestyle challenge. We will now launch our secret plan to save the world from Josef [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,5,27],"tags":[77,75,74,16,21,12,73],"class_list":["post-651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gang-of-aces","category-josef-stalin","category-north-korea","tag-evil-doers","tag-gang-of-aces","tag-josef-stalin","tag-kim-jong-il","tag-kim-jong-un","tag-poop","tag-poopteen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=651"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":654,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651\/revisions\/654"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}