{"id":592,"date":"2013-06-19T12:00:07","date_gmt":"2013-06-19T19:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=592"},"modified":"2013-06-22T13:28:15","modified_gmt":"2013-06-22T20:28:15","slug":"mother-of-the-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=592","title":{"rendered":"Mother of the Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/zeaphena_badley.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-593\" alt=\"zeaphena_badley\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/zeaphena_badley-265x300.jpg\" width=\"265\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/zeaphena_badley-265x300.jpg 265w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/zeaphena_badley-531x600.jpg 531w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/zeaphena_badley.jpg 634w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 265px) 100vw, 265px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2323532\/Zeaphena-Badley-Pregnant-homeless-guilty-spitting-police-The-single-mum-nearly-married-heir-100million-title.html\">Zeaphena Badley<\/a> needs a smoke. Her unborn kid does not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zeaphena Badley needs a smoke. Her unborn kid does not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,17,3],"tags":[18,78,12,73,14],"class_list":["post-592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-bumteen","category-poopteen","tag-bum","tag-bumteen","tag-poop","tag-poopteen","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":618,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions\/618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}