{"id":587,"date":"2013-06-26T12:00:55","date_gmt":"2013-06-26T19:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=587"},"modified":"2013-06-22T13:28:59","modified_gmt":"2013-06-22T20:28:59","slug":"joker-or-smoker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=587","title":{"rendered":"Joker or Smoker?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/etta_mae_lopez.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-588\" alt=\"etta_mae_lopez\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/etta_mae_lopez-240x300.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/etta_mae_lopez-240x300.jpg 240w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/etta_mae_lopez.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/bold-turkey-woman-hits-cop-kick-smoking-habit-214811417.html\">Etta Mae Lopez<\/a> decided that she should quit smoking. The only way she can accomplish her wonderful goal is to punch a cop in the face. What are her rates for babysitting?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Etta Mae Lopez decided that she should quit smoking. The only way she can accomplish her wonderful goal is to punch a cop in the face. What are her rates for babysitting?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,17],"tags":[18,78,77,12,73],"class_list":["post-587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","category-bumteen","tag-bum","tag-bumteen","tag-evil-doers","tag-poop","tag-poopteen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=587"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":619,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions\/619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}