{"id":569,"date":"2013-04-24T12:00:20","date_gmt":"2013-04-24T19:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=569"},"modified":"2013-04-18T08:37:12","modified_gmt":"2013-04-18T15:37:12","slug":"evil-doers-are-doing-it-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=569","title":{"rendered":"Evil Doers In Space"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mini Monkey-Teen and other Aces have informed PoopTeen HQ that Vladimir Putin has been doing some dodgy things with dogs.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Poopy_Putin.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-572\" alt=\"Poopy_Putin\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Poopy_Putin-300x168.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Poopy_Putin-300x168.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Poopy_Putin.jpg 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mr. Putin always looking for a reason to take off his shirt has been frolicking with <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Laika\">Laika&#8217;s<\/a> progeny when he isn&#8217;t out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/world\/2012\/mar\/15\/putin-tiger-pr-stunt\">wrestling tigers<\/a>. Mini Monkey-Teen has discovered that Russia is building a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Vostochny_Cosmodrome\">new Cosmodrome<\/a> not to put men in to space but instead to drop bombs made of puppies on all the freedom loving people of Earth.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/pooteen_space_camp.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-573\" alt=\"pooteen_space_camp\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/pooteen_space_camp-300x207.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"207\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/pooteen_space_camp-300x207.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/pooteen_space_camp-865x600.jpg 865w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/pooteen_space_camp.jpg 1477w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not to worry. PoopTeen and The Gang of Aces will protect you. Once again the children are safe and will sleep easy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mini Monkey-Teen and other Aces have informed PoopTeen HQ that Vladimir Putin has been doing some dodgy things with dogs. Mr. Putin always looking for a reason to take off his shirt has been frolicking with Laika&#8217;s progeny when he isn&#8217;t out wrestling tigers. Mini Monkey-Teen has discovered that Russia is building a new Cosmodrome [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,5,3],"tags":[13,77,75,74,16,21,12,73],"class_list":["post-569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gang-of-aces","category-josef-stalin","category-poopteen","tag-dog","tag-evil-doers","tag-gang-of-aces","tag-josef-stalin","tag-kim-jong-il","tag-kim-jong-un","tag-poop","tag-poopteen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=569"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":577,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569\/revisions\/577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}