{"id":547,"date":"2013-05-29T12:00:21","date_gmt":"2013-05-29T19:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=547"},"modified":"2013-05-22T08:34:55","modified_gmt":"2013-05-22T15:34:55","slug":"warning-for-kim-jong-un","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=547","title":{"rendered":"Warning for Kim Jong Un"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/kim-jong-un-horse.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-553\" alt=\"kim-jong-un-horse\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/kim-jong-un-horse-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/kim-jong-un-horse-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/kim-jong-un-horse.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>To all the doers of evil.\u00a0 Be forewarned that PoopTeen and the Gang of Aces have not forgotten about you.\u00a0 We have simply been busy rearranging the PoopCave.\u00a0 We painted the walls and bought new drapes.\u00a0 It feels much more open and airy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I digress!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We are on to you Kim Jong Un.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/josef_stalin.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-254\" alt=\"josef_stalin\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/josef_stalin-300x263.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/josef_stalin-300x263.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/josef_stalin.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Stalin can&#8217;t pull a fast one by thinking you can slip in to office and then go off to Disney Japan with some 2 dollar whore from the back woods.\u00a0 You are not Kim Jong Nam!<\/p>\n<p>We have no floral basket for you Kim Jong Un.<\/p>\n<p>We only have a warning!!!<\/p>\n<p>We know when you are sleeping.\u00a0 We know when you are not.\u00a0 But, most of all we know when you are pooping!!\u00a0 And that is when you are most vulnerable.\u00a0 Our trained dolphins will swim to your North Korean resort and blow you right out of your banana hammock!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/north_korean_swimming_pool.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-255\" alt=\"north_korean_swimming_pool\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/north_korean_swimming_pool-300x197.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"197\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/north_korean_swimming_pool-300x197.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/north_korean_swimming_pool.jpg 567w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Your armor has chinks.\u00a0 We know it.\u00a0 You are doomed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To all the doers of evil.\u00a0 Be forewarned that PoopTeen and the Gang of Aces have not forgotten about you.\u00a0 We have simply been busy rearranging the PoopCave.\u00a0 We painted the walls and bought new drapes.\u00a0 It feels much more open and airy. &nbsp; I digress!! &nbsp; We are on to you Kim Jong Un. 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