{"id":496,"date":"2013-03-14T12:00:42","date_gmt":"2013-03-14T19:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=496"},"modified":"2013-03-14T12:26:46","modified_gmt":"2013-03-14T19:26:46","slug":"the-stage-is-set","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=496","title":{"rendered":"The Stage Is Set"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/pope_francis.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-497\" alt=\"pope_francis\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/pope_francis-300x154.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"154\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/pope_francis-300x154.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/pope_francis.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Pope Francis Buxton says &#8220;It&#8217;s my birthday and my father says I can have whatever I want.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/pwpope.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-498\" alt=\"pwpope\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/pwpope-201x300.jpg\" width=\"201\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/pwpope-201x300.jpg 201w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/pwpope.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 201px) 100vw, 201px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0Pope Pee Wee Says &#8220;Good for you and your Father!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">You&#8217;ll be sorry Pope Pee Wee Herman.<\/p>\n<p>Soon a battle of proportions the world has not seen since Lucifer was cast from Heaven.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pope Francis Buxton says &#8220;It&#8217;s my birthday and my father says I can have whatever I want.&#8221; \u00a0Pope Pee Wee Says &#8220;Good for you and your Father!&#8221; &nbsp; You&#8217;ll be sorry Pope Pee Wee Herman. Soon a battle of proportions the world has not seen since Lucifer was cast from Heaven.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,1],"tags":[12,73,22],"class_list":["post-496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poopteen","category-uncategorized","tag-poop","tag-poopteen","tag-pope-francis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=496"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":510,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions\/510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}