{"id":45,"date":"2008-08-27T09:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-27T16:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=45"},"modified":"2008-08-27T09:01:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-27T16:01:00","slug":"alien-invasion-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=45","title":{"rendered":"Alien Invasion, Again??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It appears that there is another invasion from outerspace.   This time it is Robo-Chickens.  And, Robo-Half-Borg-Chickens.  I&#8217;ve been on the phone with the Astronautical senator John Glenn as well as the local authorities.<\/p>\n<p>Below is a guide to Chickens to help you identify the invaders.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_N5xAVoBaeNY\/SLV8yx2r34I\/AAAAAAAAAJM\/RoGKalUqR4g\/s1600-h\/IMG_0351.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_N5xAVoBaeNY\/SLV8yx2r34I\/AAAAAAAAAJM\/RoGKalUqR4g\/s320\/IMG_0351.JPG\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239230953333448578\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Robo-Chicken<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_N5xAVoBaeNY\/SLV7z9bRyMI\/AAAAAAAAAI0\/CttODOo4RTU\/s1600-h\/chicken3%7E.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_N5xAVoBaeNY\/SLV7z9bRyMI\/AAAAAAAAAI0\/CttODOo4RTU\/s320\/chicken3%7E.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239229874107959490\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Robo-Half-Borg-Chicken<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_N5xAVoBaeNY\/SLV8KFPFytI\/AAAAAAAAAJE\/Y_3XgEFPmDQ\/s1600-h\/finished_chicken.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_N5xAVoBaeNY\/SLV8KFPFytI\/AAAAAAAAAJE\/Y_3XgEFPmDQ\/s320\/finished_chicken.JPG\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239230254161447634\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Tasty-Grilled-Chicken<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_N5xAVoBaeNY\/SLV75JKbuvI\/AAAAAAAAAI8\/5HtP6EJ_gwg\/s1600-h\/de_blue_hen_chicken.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_N5xAVoBaeNY\/SLV75JKbuvI\/AAAAAAAAAI8\/5HtP6EJ_gwg\/s320\/de_blue_hen_chicken.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239229963157879538\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Yet to be tasty, living normal chicken.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p>Keep your eyes peeled kids.  If you see anything please notify PoopTeen or any of the Gang of Aces.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It appears that there is another invasion from outerspace. This time it is Robo-Chickens. And, Robo-Half-Borg-Chickens. I&#8217;ve been on the phone with the Astronautical senator John Glenn as well as the local authorities. Below is a guide to Chickens to help you identify the invaders. Robo-Chicken Robo-Half-Borg-Chicken Tasty-Grilled-Chicken Yet to be tasty, living normal chicken. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}