{"id":429,"date":"2011-03-17T07:56:49","date_gmt":"2011-03-17T14:56:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=429"},"modified":"2011-03-17T08:00:57","modified_gmt":"2011-03-17T15:00:57","slug":"smooth-criminal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=429","title":{"rendered":"Smooth Criminal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-430\" href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?attachment_id=430\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-430\" title=\"poop-criminal\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/poop-criminal.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"601\" height=\"293\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/poop-criminal.jpg 601w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/poop-criminal-300x146.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 601px) 100vw, 601px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<h3>&#8220;You will be approached with an interesting proposition.&#8221;&#8211;Fortune Cookie<\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You will be approached with an interesting proposition.&#8221;&#8211;Fortune Cookie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[18,78,77,75,12,73,14],"class_list":["post-429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poopteen","tag-bum","tag-bumteen","tag-evil-doers","tag-gang-of-aces","tag-poop","tag-poopteen","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=429"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":435,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/429\/revisions\/435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}