{"id":393,"date":"2010-08-14T11:07:02","date_gmt":"2010-08-14T18:07:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=393"},"modified":"2010-08-14T11:07:02","modified_gmt":"2010-08-14T18:07:02","slug":"back-from-distant-lands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=393","title":{"rendered":"Back From Distant Lands"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-394\" href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?attachment_id=394\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-394\" title=\"tiger_stripe_bike_bumteen\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/tiger_stripe_bike_bumteen-198x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"198\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/tiger_stripe_bike_bumteen-198x300.jpg 198w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/tiger_stripe_bike_bumteen-396x600.jpg 396w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/tiger_stripe_bike_bumteen.jpg 1012w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 198px) 100vw, 198px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<BR><br \/>\n<BR><br \/>\nNever mind my dress shoes with my bike shorts. \u00a0It is all part of my disguise in order to move amongst evil doers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Never mind my dress shoes with my bike shorts. \u00a0It is all part of my disguise in order to move amongst evil doers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[77,75,74,12,73],"class_list":["post-393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-evil-doers","tag-gang-of-aces","tag-josef-stalin","tag-poop","tag-poopteen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=393"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":398,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions\/398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}