{"id":340,"date":"2010-02-21T11:41:07","date_gmt":"2010-02-21T18:41:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=340"},"modified":"2015-02-15T10:23:17","modified_gmt":"2015-02-15T17:23:17","slug":"mini-monkeyteen-tells-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=340","title":{"rendered":"Mini-MonkeyTeen Tells All"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-271\" title=\"mini-monkeyteen-poopteen\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/mini-monkeyteen-poopteen-300x204.jpg\" alt=\"mini-monkeyteen-poopteen\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/mini-monkeyteen-poopteen-300x204.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/mini-monkeyteen-poopteen.jpg 401w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Mini-MonkeyTeen has returned and he has told PoopTeen and The Gang of Aces some disturbing news. \u00a0It appears that the Evil Doer Josef Stalin is up to his nogoodnik ways again. \u00a0This time Stalin has been trying to capitalize on PoopTeen&#8217;s good relations with Canada and its noble mascot the Beaver.<\/p>\n<p>The Beaver is not only noble and has a soft pelt but is a fan of goodness over evil. Except when they are chopping trees of course. \u00a0All of this came to a head when it was discovered that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2010\/01\/25\/business\/media\/25history.html\" target=\"_blank\">The Beaver<\/a> has since changed its name.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?attachment_id=344\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-344\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-344\" title=\"angry-beavers\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/angry-beavers-300x230.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/angry-beavers-300x230.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/angry-beavers.jpg 442w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: none;\">PoopTeen was so disturbed by the news. \u00a0That he picked up the Canadian-Bacon phone direct to the commissioner of the RCMP and organized a proper defense. \u00a0For The Beaver to die would be an international disaster.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?attachment_id=345\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-345\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-345\" title=\"beaver-2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/beaver-2-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/beaver-2-300x199.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/beaver-2.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A battle plan was formed and it was decided that the best thing to do would be to deputize a beaver like no other to attack Stalin and chew off his face in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2009\/11\/11\/charla-nash-chimp-attack_n_354001.html\" target=\"_blank\">Chimply<\/a> style.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-254\" title=\"josef_stalin\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/josef_stalin-300x263.jpg\" alt=\"josef_stalin\" width=\"300\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/josef_stalin-300x263.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/josef_stalin.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Stalin was so disturbed at the thought of being ravaged by a beaver that he ran off into the night tripping on stumps and almost drowning as he swam the dam that we expect he won&#8217;t be seen in quite some time. \u00a0The Noble Beaver said he did hear Stalin curse &#8220;I will get you next time PoopTeen!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mini-MonkeyTeen has returned and he has told PoopTeen and The Gang of Aces some disturbing news. \u00a0It appears that the Evil Doer Josef Stalin is up to his nogoodnik ways again. \u00a0This time Stalin has been trying to capitalize on PoopTeen&#8217;s good relations with Canada and its noble mascot the Beaver. 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