{"id":27,"date":"2008-07-24T09:38:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-24T16:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=27"},"modified":"2015-02-15T10:20:26","modified_gmt":"2015-02-15T17:20:26","slug":"poopteen-travels-the-corridors-of-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=27","title":{"rendered":"PoopTeen Travels the Corridors of Time"},"content":{"rendered":"
John Titor isn’t the only one that knows the secrets of time travel. \u00a0Time travel is all around us and is easy to do. \u00a0It is best left to other places to discuss the in’s and out’s.<\/div>\n
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I fell into a time warp and woke up in 1985. \u00a0It was a blast. \u00a0Drinking “Old Coke”, saying things like “wicked”. \u00a0What more do you need?? \u00a0Here is who became my Gang of Aces<\/span> while on my journey.<\/div>\n
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\"\"<\/a>Stacey is on the far left with the bottle of Bud. \u00a0Jane is the blonde(she is a great kisser). \u00a0Tracy is in the back. \u00a0She is kind of quiet but warms up quickly and gets crazy. \u00a0Plus, she hiccups after she drinks vodka. \u00a0Teddy is the guy in the back row second from the right. \u00a0He is chasing Stacey. \u00a0Todd is in the skinny white tie. \u00a0I told him he looked like a dork but he insisted it was hip. \u00a0Joan is wearing Jack-O’s hat. \u00a0Jack-O is pretending to be passed out wearing sun glasses.
\n\"\"<\/a>Dunno what was trying to be done by adding a fourth to the classic monkey three piece.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>He wouldn’t listen when I shared the fact that Eddie Van Halen is now irrelevant.<\/div>\n
\"\"<\/a>This is worth it for the babes and Mike’s knee pads.<\/div>\n
\"\"<\/a>Yikes. \u00a0Those pleats, socks and shoes look dangerous.<\/div>\n
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It was a good trip while it lasted.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

John Titor isn’t the only one that knows the secrets of time travel. \u00a0Time travel is all around us and is easy to do. \u00a0It is best left to other places to discuss the in’s and out’s. I fell into a time warp and woke up in 1985. \u00a0It was a blast. \u00a0Drinking “Old Coke”, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,75,59,60,12,73,61,14],"class_list":["post-27","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-advice-2","tag-gang-of-aces","tag-mini","tag-monkeyteen","tag-poop","tag-poopteen","tag-time-travel","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1020,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions\/1020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}