{"id":251,"date":"2009-12-02T12:30:46","date_gmt":"2009-12-02T19:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=251"},"modified":"2009-12-02T12:35:53","modified_gmt":"2009-12-02T19:35:53","slug":"josef-stalin-is-at-it-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=251","title":{"rendered":"Josef Stalin Is At It Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to PoopTeen and The Gang of Aces&#8217; broad satellite network circling at 147.38 miles above the surface we have detected evil being done once again!!<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-254\" title=\"josef_stalin\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/josef_stalin-300x263.jpg\" alt=\"josef_stalin\" width=\"300\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/josef_stalin-300x263.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/josef_stalin.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<br \/>\nThis time Josef Stalin has used his No-Goodnik ways to manipulate cute little sea turtles to be the means of mass nuclear destruction.\u00a0 &#8220;How?&#8221;\u00a0 You say.\u00a0 It appears that Evil Doer Josef has been working deep in the heart of North Korea&#8217;s natatoria to breed sea turtles to deliver nuclear weapons.<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-255\" title=\"north_korean_swimming_pool\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/north_korean_swimming_pool-300x197.jpg\" alt=\"north_korean_swimming_pool\" width=\"300\" height=\"197\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/north_korean_swimming_pool-300x197.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/north_korean_swimming_pool.jpg 567w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-260\" title=\"nasty_speedo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/nasty_speedo-300x166.jpg\" alt=\"nasty_speedo\" width=\"300\" height=\"166\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/nasty_speedo-300x166.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/nasty_speedo.jpg 468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<br \/>\nOur satellite network has spotted Stalin swimming and snuba diving not only wearing an ill fitting communist Speedo knock off but one with a load in his ass!!\u00a0 This mentally wounds baby sea turtles so deeply that they seem willing to flock toward Stalin and his nuclear-weapon-packs-of-doom.<br \/>\n<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-261\" title=\"kemps-ridley-sea-turtle\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/kemps-ridley-sea-turtle-300x206.jpg\" alt=\"kemps-ridley-sea-turtle\" width=\"300\" height=\"206\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/kemps-ridley-sea-turtle-300x206.jpg 300w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/kemps-ridley-sea-turtle.jpg 470w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<br \/>\nNever fear simple people.\u00a0 PoopTeen will avert total destruction and save cute sea turtles all in one swoop.\u00a0 I have personally challenged Stalin to the 400m Freestyle.\u00a0 Best outta three.\u00a0 Not a problem I swim the 400m in 3:35 every morning.\u00a0 By this time tomorrow all turtles will be free once again.  Stalin will have to shake his fist and scream as he always does &#8220;I&#8217;ll get you PoopTeen!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to PoopTeen and The Gang of Aces&#8217; broad satellite network circling at 147.38 miles above the surface we have detected evil being done once again!! This time Josef Stalin has used his No-Goodnik ways to manipulate cute little sea turtles to be the means of mass nuclear destruction.\u00a0 &#8220;How?&#8221;\u00a0 You say.\u00a0 It appears that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=251"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":264,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions\/264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}