{"id":20,"date":"2008-07-07T10:34:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-07T17:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=20"},"modified":"2008-07-07T10:34:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-07T17:34:00","slug":"eastsidewestside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=20","title":{"rendered":"EastSide\/WestSide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_N5xAVoBaeNY\/SHGuxCR6ulI\/AAAAAAAAAD8\/JLc8Aqw6kfw\/s1600-h\/nycla.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_N5xAVoBaeNY\/SHGuxCR6ulI\/AAAAAAAAAD8\/JLc8Aqw6kfw\/s320\/nycla.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220145600547961426\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>PoopTeen has been called upon once again to solve the worlds larger problems. \u00a0This time it is the East\/West Rap war.<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>I know what you are thinking.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8220;PoopTeen, that has been settled for years.&#8221; \u00a0Well it hasn&#8217;t. \u00a0Just like we are still at war with North Korea this battle has only had a cease fire.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Puffy and Jay-Z gave me a call because they knew that this needed to be handed over to a higher authority.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>That lead me to get on the phone with Dre and Snoop. \u00a0I got the whole story from them and now I&#8217;m off to New York to broker a peace and a final treaty with Puff and Z(That is what I call them&#8211;Don&#8217;t try it, they get mad if you call them that).<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>After this all gets settled the world will be safer for you and all those really bad Polish and Australian guys who think they can Rap.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Besides, Kim Jong Il called on me for my mad negotiation skrills and this will show the world that when PoopTeen is in de hiz-ouse he means bidniss.<\/div>\n<div><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_N5xAVoBaeNY\/SHGuEQNKF_I\/AAAAAAAAAD0\/6Mszrdkgt4Y\/s1600-h\/photo-kim-jong-il.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_N5xAVoBaeNY\/SHGuEQNKF_I\/AAAAAAAAAD0\/6Mszrdkgt4Y\/s320\/photo-kim-jong-il.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220144831191980018\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div><span class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\"font-size:x-small;\">*PoopTeen makes no claims and takes no side in the Biggie\/2Pac murders. \u00a0He simply wants to save the world.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PoopTeen has been called upon once again to solve the worlds larger problems. \u00a0This time it is the East\/West Rap war. I know what you are thinking. &#8220;PoopTeen, that has been settled for years.&#8221; \u00a0Well it hasn&#8217;t. \u00a0Just like we are still at war with North Korea this battle has only had a cease fire. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}