{"id":150,"date":"2009-08-14T12:32:10","date_gmt":"2009-08-14T19:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=150"},"modified":"2009-08-14T12:35:31","modified_gmt":"2009-08-14T19:35:31","slug":"who-calls-poopteen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=150","title":{"rendered":"Who Calls PoopTeen??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-155\" title=\"crazycracker\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/crazycracker.jpeg\" alt=\"crazycracker\" width=\"385\" height=\"255\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/crazycracker.jpeg 385w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/crazycracker-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 385px) 100vw, 385px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>OK, PoopTeen and the Gang of Aces keep our phone lines open to all those in need. \u00a0This message that came in to the hotline does not qualify.<\/p>\n<p>PoopTeen does not run a club. \u00a0PoopTeen does not place ads on CraigsList. \u00a0PoopTeen does not hold open calls&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>PoopTeen does save the world from Evil Doers.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/Crazy-Message-1.m4a\">Message #1<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/Crazy-Message-21.m4a\">Message #2<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, PoopTeen and the Gang of Aces keep our phone lines open to all those in need. \u00a0This message that came in to the hotline does not qualify. PoopTeen does not run a club. \u00a0PoopTeen does not place ads on CraigsList. \u00a0PoopTeen does not hold open calls&#8230; PoopTeen does save the world from Evil Doers. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=150"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":158,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions\/158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}