{"id":144,"date":"2009-08-11T12:54:06","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T19:54:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=144"},"modified":"2009-08-11T12:54:06","modified_gmt":"2009-08-11T19:54:06","slug":"celeb-shout-out-adrien-brody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=144","title":{"rendered":"Celeb Shout Out&#8211;Adrien Brody"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-145\" title=\"Adrien_Brody_002\" src=\"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/Adrien_Brody_002-226x300.jpg\" alt=\"Adrien_Brody_002\" width=\"226\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/Adrien_Brody_002-226x300.jpg 226w, http:\/\/poopteen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/Adrien_Brody_002.jpg 688w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 226px) 100vw, 226px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A,<\/p>\n<p>Look bro.\u00a0 We gotta get on the level here.\u00a0 I know you have that goofy look thing going that a lot of women swoon over.\u00a0 But, those ladies are just crazy.\u00a0 Adding growth hormone to your nose isn&#8217;t going to add to your entourage at this point.<\/p>\n<p>And that whole overly sensitive thing that drips off you.\u00a0 Yuck.\u00a0 Always playing the part of the nice guy or the victim.\u00a0 Is that your agent making those calls or you??<\/p>\n<p>And what&#8217;s up with all your photos??\u00a0 Way way to moody.\u00a0 You gotta lighten those up man.<\/p>\n<p>Here is what you need to do.\u00a0 You need a persona change like Hugh Grant.<\/p>\n<p>Go out and get yourself a clown suit, a scary one and start chasing kids around the park with a shovel.\u00a0 Then just sit on the ground and start rocking back and forth.\u00a0 That gets them every time.<\/p>\n<p>Just some advice&#8230;Ya know.<\/p>\n<p>PS&#8211;Loose the pleated pants.\u00a0 No one looks good in pleats.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A, Look bro.\u00a0 We gotta get on the level here.\u00a0 I know you have that goofy look thing going that a lot of women swoon over.\u00a0 But, those ladies are just crazy.\u00a0 Adding growth hormone to your nose isn&#8217;t going to add to your entourage at this point. And that whole overly sensitive thing that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=144"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":146,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions\/146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}