{"id":12,"date":"2008-06-17T11:42:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-17T18:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=12"},"modified":"2008-06-17T11:42:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-17T18:42:00","slug":"alien-invasion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=12","title":{"rendered":"Alien Invasion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_N5xAVoBaeNY\/SFgGifINHOI\/AAAAAAAAACs\/pZ5pCGNq9yk\/s1600-h\/IMG_0066.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_N5xAVoBaeNY\/SFgGifINHOI\/AAAAAAAAACs\/pZ5pCGNq9yk\/s320\/IMG_0066.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5212923758222580962\" \/><\/a><br \/>It appears we have been invaded by bronze <span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-style: italic;\">Cervus Canadensis<\/span>\u00a0We are looking to see where the invasion stems from. \u00a0At this point everything is indicating Outer Space. \u00a0PoopTeen is on the phone with Astronautical Senator John Glenn to get to the bottom of this caper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It appears we have been invaded by bronze Cervus Canadensis\u00a0We are looking to see where the invasion stems from. \u00a0At this point everything is indicating Outer Space. \u00a0PoopTeen is on the phone with Astronautical Senator John Glenn to get to the bottom of this caper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}