{"id":117,"date":"2009-04-03T09:13:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-03T16:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poopteen.com\/?p=117"},"modified":"2009-04-03T09:13:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-03T16:13:00","slug":"this-is-poopteen-86","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/?p=117","title":{"rendered":"This is PoopTeen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_N5xAVoBaeNY\/SdY2WWX7mCI\/AAAAAAAAAUg\/cfFSi-K9lOo\/s1600-h\/IMG_0578.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_N5xAVoBaeNY\/SdY2WWX7mCI\/AAAAAAAAAUg\/cfFSi-K9lOo\/s320\/IMG_0578.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320499767375796258\" \/><\/a><br \/>This is Smelly. \u00a0He likes cold coffee and day old bagels. \u00a0He also has a problem of not leaving when asked and his essence likes to linger to remind you that he was just there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is Smelly. \u00a0He likes cold coffee and day old bagels. \u00a0He also has a problem of not leaving when asked and his essence likes to linger to remind you that he was just there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/poopteen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}