“As an EDUFGWB(Evil Doers United For G.W.Bush) I must find some evil to do. Like Destroy PoopTeen and his Gang of Aces. Perhaps I can send that cute girl to my Gulag of Girls.”
“Oh No!! Not the Gulag!! Ahhh. Help me PoopTeen!!”
“I’ll save you!! Stand back Stalin. With my ninja moves I will skin your knee and send you packing your Commie carpet bags!!”
“Arrrraaaagggghhhhh. Not again!! You foiled me once more PoopTeen!! Next time you won’t be so lucky PoopTeen!!”