It appears that there is another invasion from outerspace. This time it is Robo-Chickens. And, Robo-Half-Borg-Chickens. I’ve been on the phone with the Astronautical senator John Glenn as well as the local authorities.
Below is a guide to Chickens to help you identify the invaders.
Robo-Chicken
Robo-Half-Borg-Chicken
Tasty-Grilled-Chicken
Yet to be tasty, living normal chicken.
Keep your eyes peeled kids. If you see anything please notify PoopTeen or any of the Gang of Aces.