To all the men that wear their little pot bellys as though they are some sort of 21st century urban Budha.
You are not Kim Jong Il. If you are Kim Jong Il please read on you Evil-Doer.
While centuries ago fat was considered regal, beautiful, and affluent among other sought after traits. Today it is considered to be a result of beer, lack of exercise, and general unhealthiness. Traits that one shouldn’t exactly pursue.
So. Urbane-Budha. If you want to keep your ‘man bump’ please don’t wear tight fitting shirts, don’t walk looking like your gut is pulling you down the sidewalk either
Here are a few tips.
1) Buy a MuuMuu and move to the South Pacific where you would be instantly skinny.
2) Buy a MuuMuu and claim it is a fashion statement you picked up from a Bravo reality show.
Mostly just walk more, drink less and cut the gut.