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Look bro. We gotta get on the level here. I know you have that goofy look thing going that a lot of women swoon over. But, those ladies are just crazy. Adding growth hormone to your nose isn’t going to add to your entourage at this point.
And that whole overly sensitive thing that drips off you. Yuck. Always playing the part of the nice guy or the victim. Is that your agent making those calls or you??
And what’s up with all your photos?? Way way to moody. You gotta lighten those up man.
Here is what you need to do. You need a persona change like Hugh Grant.
Go out and get yourself a clown suit, a scary one and start chasing kids around the park with a shovel. Then just sit on the ground and start rocking back and forth. That gets them every time.
Just some advice…Ya know.
PS–Loose the pleated pants. No one looks good in pleats.